Ophelia Crane

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Adventures of your average every day writer!

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New Year, New Work

Posted by opheliacrane on January 1, 2017 at 8:55 PM


So, as it happens, I’ve been pretty busy writing new things to put out this year. Not to mention trying to navigate the normal troubles of life. Things like my day job, putting myself through school, daughters getting married, daughters starting high school, etc, etc. Normal life things.

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Time for a Drinking Game!!

Posted by opheliacrane on October 25, 2016 at 11:00 AM

Soooo….I am a huge fan of the Evil Dead series and Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi movies in general. So, it’s no surprise that on Sunday nights, you will more than likely catch me watching Ash vs Evil Dead series on Starz. Recently, it occurred to me while watching an episode of the show (now in its sophomore season) that there should be a drinking game for it. A qu...

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To My Pet Hulk

Posted by opheliacrane on October 14, 2016 at 11:45 PM

Dear H,

We need to talk. Seriously.

First, let me just say that I don’t have a problem with you. Personally, I’ve always liked having you around. When you’re on deck, you let everyone know how strong I really am. You see, there is this idea that a person who doesn’t brag abou...

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An Open Letter to America

Posted by opheliacrane on June 14, 2016 at 8:50 PM

  Dear America,

I can’t.

I wanted to post something on my Facebook, my Twitter, but I can’t. I just can’t. Not anymore. Because it’s all the same drivel that everyone else is saying. “It’s a tragedy, a travesty, a horrifying thing that shouldn’t be happening in a socie...

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Strange Days

Posted by opheliacrane on June 4, 2016 at 10:00 PM


On my list of favorite movies forever and ever of all time is the 90’s James Cameron flick, Strange Days.


Now, I would imagine that there are only a certain number of people that know anything about this movie. In Michigan, if you saw this movie when it came out, you and I probably hung out at City Club way back ...

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Research, it's a good thing.

Posted by opheliacrane on April 30, 2016 at 3:05 PM

Example of an actual quote

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of emailing me, then you know that I have a signature at the bottom of my email. It reads as follows:

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight,

moonlight, no light

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An Essay for you!

Posted by opheliacrane on March 5, 2016 at 6:10 PM

Sooo, welcome to my page!  I cleaned up a little bit. What do you think? You likey?

Great! I want to present an essay that I wrote a little while ago while sitting at the front desk of my day job. This is my inner monologue. Thank goodness I don't speak everything that crosses my mind.

And so, this is my essay entitled: "IDGAF"

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Alone is not the same as lonely

Posted by opheliacrane on December 27, 2015 at 12:30 AM

I recently decided to have lunch at this little diner around the corner from me. It's Sunday and once again, I have forgotten that in the city of Ferndale, MI, brunch is an institution.

So needless to say it was really crowded. Like Really crowded. Like...

This is d...

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A Word to Sales People Everywhere

Posted by opheliacrane on September 23, 2015 at 8:30 PM

I am interrupting this blog for shameless promotion to bring you my own personal PSA about Salespeople.

Yes, salespeople. First, though, a little disclaimer.

To the hard working people who are just doing their jobs: I realize that in sales, sometimes you are...

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Book Reading!

Posted by opheliacrane on August 29, 2015 at 2:55 PM

Hi There!  I decided to greet everybody with a little introduction to my book - The Pride: Sacrifice - complete with an excerpt from the book.

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